We simply cannot risk creating a sweeter dog so it's important to keep chocolate as far as possible.
This dog has more toys than some human children!
You can see by the dog's expression that he is about to get in serious trouble and he knows it.
Honey, where's our do... what the hell?
You made this, human? Do we look like a joke to you?
Cat has already taken care of the dog so might as well not mess with him.
So which one would you rather spend some time with?
I am going to ask once and only once: where did you put the box? Don't test me, human!
The poop fairy is out of town this month so you are responsible for cleaning up after your dog.
Guess what I was going to use at the supermarket today to buy some more dog food. Unfortunately, I won't be able to until the bank issues another credit card next month. Guess again who will have to eat leftovers until then.