So you come home to this after a long day at work. What do you do?
I don't know what this dog is taking and how much he lifts, but I surely want to get into his program.
Wait a second. Nevermind.
Keep your dog full while transiting this area.
Try your free yoga experience today by bending down and picking up your dog shit!
Either you do something about this or I will take things in my own jaws.
Looks like someone learned the hard way what goes on in a dog park and what you might be able to find under the white snow.
Looks like he saw me going to bed so he started his late night neighborhood podcast at max volume.
I just wished he would rub my back like other humans do. This is getting ridiculous.
Bet you didn't see the dog, did you?
Right, let me see you say that to the police and then explain it was a joke.