I can bet that there are some well placed spikes at the bottom. Just in case you fall feet first and don't break your neck.

I did my job and it works so stop complaining.

You must admire the quality of how they laid the carpet across all edges. Clearly a professional was here... after a drunk architect.

We need to make sure we can hear you knocking, but not that hard!

Imagine trying to get inside and making one small mistake.

Keep on pushing and puling until you figure out this is not the entrance.

I think I may have had my idiot moment for today after mounting this door handle.

I don't believe the architect had any odea what he was doing.

In case of emergency please be ready to jump a few stories. Also be careful not to hit any passing vehicle after landing.

Need to build a wall? Why not try some expanding foam?