While we install the new door bell please shake this bottle and we'll be right there. And please don't steal it.

Apparently I cannot be successful without breaking any rules.

Make up you mind, door! I have places to go today.

You've entered the bathroom of no return. Prepare yourself for eternal toilets, mortal.

This might be nature's way of saying not to go out today.

Try to push, then try to pull and then try the actual entrance. After seeing that locked door you may bother to actually read our sign with opening hours.

An extra lock is always good to have.

Just stick a "do not enter" sign on an entrance and watch how total chaos takes over.

And this is the reason you don't eat nuts or other seeds in front of the entrance.

Don't ever let women do a man's job. This is the result.