Yes? This is dog. How may I help you, sir?
Listen to the dog... Really, someone's at the door. How can you stay so calm at a time like this?!?!?!
That's how to scare the .... out of anyone who opens the door and comes into the room. Hahahahah, imagine that!
Pfff.. pff... let me rest please, you have no idea how hard I got up here... Hahahah, let's see how you'll get down, kitty.
Pretty nice sticker, pirate... arrr! People can be so inventive...
Mooooooom! Yes dea..oh............... MOOOM PLEASE, can we keep them, can we, can we, please please please?
Now you can see if the toilet is occupied through this window. Why haven't we thought of this before?
It works like this too. Why should I open it?
Next time don't get confused when looking at a dumb old door.