Air horn prank
Place this behind any door and be prepared with a video camera.
Available or not
Welcome, we're available but do not bother us under any circumstances.
Get your own candy
You damn kids, go get your own candy this Halloween!
Only enter and exit
Do not try to do other things except enter and exit through this door.
Remember to hire an architect before designing your own house.
Watch your step
What handicapped ramp? Ordinary people cannot get there either.
Do not disturb
Don't interrupt me while I'm at the computer doing... things.
There is no back yard anymore, but luckily we have a new fridge.
This is how to open a door, step by step.
Welcome to the wall
Sorry, but we are closed. Permanently.