Forever alone guy wants to be disturbed any time possible.

What could someone possibly do with a door other than enter and exit?

The bees have set up camp here so we won't disturb them.

You are not an infidel? Then out with you!

I've seen them do it so why doesn't it work for me?

Although it looks just like one, this is not a door. Trust this sign.

The emergency exit ends at this very door.

Looks like we ain't going nowhere until the springs comes.

And there is your room. Good luck getting in.

Are you part of the stuff? Are you stuff? Then you better not enter.