These guys totally get us! I'll need to properly stock on all the accessories for tonight's game!

I keep drinking but this Moderation guy still hasn't shown up. How am I supposed to drink with him this way?

Got to get my girlfriend one of these dresses. She will be the life of any party.

Keep your drinks safe from our cat.

Judging a woman by her appearance is wrong. But judging her by what she drinks at the bar is spot on.

Time for the daily dose of pure energy.Just need to add some water.

Remember all the things your mom told you not to do? Well she's not here so why worry?

Come and meet Captain Morgan Freeman. He makes a helluva rum.

We are closed because I need my drink. So bare with me.

I dare you to take this shirt and go order something at Starbucks.