This guy is nuts
Better leave the whole sentence next time, doctor. I don't want to get restrained every time I get myself a cup of water.
Hospital Christmas decoration
You got to be in tone with the surrounding environment. Even in a hospital on Christmas eve.
I like big mutts
The vet at this hospital gets a little carried away sometimes.
If your pet doesn't behave he'll get the cone again.
Animal hospital and Chinese chef
It looks.. suspicious. Animal hospital and Chinese chef, hmm... Something might be wrong!
A delicate medical procedure
Just sit there and don't move. This will probably take about an hour or so.
I did this to you
I admit that I may had something to do with your current situation.
Call an ambulance
You better call an ambulance if you break your hip inside a hospital.
A promising mother
Stop crying! Can't you see I'm checking my Facebook page?
Life's a video game
This must be the true meaning of the endless beeps heard in the hospital.