So you got a fancy gas mask? You still need to wear that face mask. Rules are rules.

Before you start laughing here do take notice that he is wearing this over his nose. Which is way better than 90% of you guys who cannot withstand having it over your noses.

Don't worry, kind Yelp reviewer. You won't get special treatment compared to other customers. And you can take that review and shove it up.

Good thing you had your opinions posted all over the place. Now we know who we will hang out with.

We simply won't provide any service to brainless, maskless individuals. Or something along these lines.

So during the quarantine everyone is upset about something. Probably this individual just lost his job at this rather professional club.

Every time the kids start jumping around and start looking for us.

Remember everyone, we need to make sure that our hands are fertilized at all times. You simply cannot be wondering around with unfertilized hands.

I am helping the economy recovering by investing in this camel that I will transport around and have as a pet. It's clearly the most sane investment.

Just keep your mask on your face at all times while being in front of others. Simple instructions.