My son is going to top this game, but not this year.

We should all get some priests to cast resistance spells during the winter. Just look at those fine policemen being protected by frost during the cold months.

I finally found my future wife at this party while she was hard gaming.

The sad thing about being at Game Stop is the no girlfriend situation.

Alright, follow that princess and stay close. We don't want to lose her.

Oh great. They've released GTA on floppy disk at last. Now I can make use of my drive that's been sitting there since forever.

Being forever alone is really tough. Even in GTA the police don't want you at all.

I'm wandering if he'll use some real chickens to throw at these cardboard boxes.

Facebook needs to update its statuses to better reflect the world post GTA V release.

Seems that people from UK think Canada is just another video game.