We better not take any chances with this one. I'm taking out my gun and we are eliminating the threat now.

The previous instructions were too academical for the average soldier, so we made things a little bit clearer for them.

Some people take things too seriously. Like sleeping with a gun under your pillow.

You might want to keep your distance from this lady. No need to be close if she decides to feel threatened.

It was during training that we figured out our friend will not make it until the end.

Just in case you get cold feet during the ceremony, I've got an insurance in my hand.

We have had it with guns and grenades here. And lately the farts haven't been a pleasant sight either.

So what will it be today? The baby shower or the gun show?

You thought this was funny? Why don't you come inside and see for yourself if it's really that funny.

If my new Facebook photo doesn't turn out OK I'm pulling this trigger.