This Halloween we'll be stabbin'. But relax, it's just the tip.
It's pretty unfortunate that you got stabbed, but here - have a cake to make things a little bit better.
The suspect was released because the victim clearly taunted him.
On second thought, finding a sorry for stabbing card may prove to be quite difficult.
Subliminal messages are not what they used to be.
It looks like you are having a good day. Let me fix that for you.
And that is why I'm not going to those kind of parties anymore.
Just give them a good beating and if they survive it then sue them.