Finally I will convince this other person from the interwebs that their opinion is wrong and I hold the ultimate truth.
Sure, I will leave the building. But first, let me take a selfie!
For people who forget their cameras at a big unveiling event there is always the webcam option. You simply cannot lose the opportunity to take a shot of the new PlayStation 4 even if it means looking like a complete moron.
Social media is explained in simple terms, using the donut.
Every day it's the same thing: before you know it, you've spent half a day on Facebook.