You are too old
The Internet has its subtle ways to tell you you are getting old.
82 years of being gay
I'm either gay or this is just a phase I'm going through at the moment.
Interesting book you got there
It's never too late to be interested in such activities.
Eligible for credit
Are you over 85 years old? Then grab you parents and get here!
The iPhone phone
Finally I can have a conversation using a vintage phone.
A night to remember
Be sure to remember this night forever.
If the music is too loud you are too old
This is what you should place on your apartment door when throwing a party.
I forgot what we are protesting
Doesn't matter what the protest is all about, the free beer is all that counts.
Party sexy girls
This is why it's useful to know English when you borrow bags from your daughter.