Just look at this lovely lady. Ain't got nothing caused by smoking.

Barbie has to age sometime, don't you think so?

We've been flying for 70 years, goddammit! Just stop and ask for directions!

You think you can take me, son? I'm working out 7 days a week so be prepared.

THe truth is that this is just an old shirt. Some things may not apply anymore.

I'm going to kick your ass in WOW tonight.

The Internet has its subtle ways to tell you you are getting old.

I'm either gay or this is just a phase I'm going through at the moment.

It's never too late to be interested in such activities.

Are you over 85 years old? Then grab you parents and get here!