He's still using Yahoo! mail? Unbelievable!

Why do they keep locks to prevent me from obtaining the cookies?

And that is how we ride around here.

My master went for a hamburger and left me here to drown all by myself.

I don't bite or bark, I just shoot your brains out.

Eat that porridge soldier!

There better be not cats around here or we'll take care of them.

Now you can have your favourite pet with you at all times.

Let's see what happens when I pull this string.

Don't ever return this lost cat. I'll even pay you to keep it.