You must admire the intent. Execution is pretty bad, but the good will was there.

Don't worry, this is heavy duty duct tape. It will hold this building for years to come.

Why do we pay these people to hold up signs?

Contract said that we needed to place the pole at this spot and we don't want to pay any kind of penalties. Your rail was in the wrong place.

There is no way that isn't dangerous.

We're sorry, but there's another company placing the street poles so there's nothing we can do about it.

At least he can rest his head whenever he wants.

Captain Obvious made his appearance.

That wooden pole cracked after yesterday's thunderstorm? No worries, I've got a lifetime supply of duct tape at home so we'll fix this in no time.

Somehow I don't believe they thought this through when they started working on those short poles.