Sandwich, go make me a woman! Thanks!

This trick will save your food, no colleague or someone else will want your sandwich, trust us. GREAT!!! FINALLY.

Just add a few dozen strips of bacon on my toasted sandwich.

So you keep knives in the kitchen. Great, I like the sandwiches cut in half/

I am too rich and lazy to actually buy food. I'll just eat the money instead.

So you are saying you are in the kitchen? Grab me a sandwich while you're there.

OK, whatever babe. Just go fetch that sandwich for me, will ya?

You probably forgot to do somehing along the way.

You seriously don't want to know how that was made.