Do you like my hat? Ooohhh... so you don't like my shoes! WHY? You know what? I really don't care!
A new generation of shoes, ultra-modern shoes with a great design, ohhh c'mon...
Just grab 2 pieces of wood, some duct tape, shape the wood and tie those to your feet.
Whenever someone annoys me I show them my foot. If that doesn't work I kick them in the face.
They are so comfortable and I can even carry stuff inside them. Perfect!
Now I can wear them whenever I want to.
Finally some cheap waterproof shoes that you can craft yourself.
At least now I can wear 2 pairs of shoes. My dream came true!