Remember kids, always take your cap and shirt off while staying in the sun.
Under no circumstance should you use both of these devices at the same time. We'll lose our orbit and get fried.
Ever wanted to look just like a red crab? Now you can find out what it's like by not using any cream for sun burns.
Well.. that's another way of putting it. Easier than applying sunscreen is... not going out.
He's working with the sun, awesome man! Workin' day and night!
Mmmmm....nope. Not really, you need a haircut and to shave your beard, that's pretty much it.
Be like my own sun in my life. Stay the hell away from me!
Come here to get a nice tan. Only 25$ for 5 minutes.
Look, it really protects you from the sun.
Remember to always take off your cap when standing in direct sunlight.