This is how I wish all my Monday morning commutes would look like.

Watch out for the drunks crossing the street.

Just doing what the sign says.

Welcome to the lake of boobage.

Don't worry, I'll be there in no time since I'm driving a Lamborghini. What could possibly slow me down?

Those pesky bears have upgraded to dealing drugs lately.

We are full of suicidal deers around here so pay attention to the road!

Keep yourselves sober and not mashed. I only like mashed potatoes.

Actually I'm quite impressed. Where did they get the bike from?

With enough speed and balls just about anyone can jump over this bridge. Just look at that guy go.