And this is how you get to replace your brakes sooner than you thought.
This is how I wish all my Monday morning commutes would look like.
Watch out for the drunks crossing the street.
Just doing what the sign says.
Welcome to the lake of boobage.
Don't worry, I'll be there in no time since I'm driving a Lamborghini. What could possibly slow me down?
Those pesky bears have upgraded to dealing drugs lately.
We are full of suicidal deers around here so pay attention to the road!
Keep yourselves sober and not mashed. I only like mashed potatoes.
Actually I'm quite impressed. Where did they get the bike from?