Crossroad's drunk again.
Those annoying construction workers are always working when I need to go somewhere.
Hold it right there! You are jaywalking. You should have turned around where the markings stopped.
The perks of living in Australia: you don't see under construction signs, you see wild animals running loose.
Pass me using the right lane and I'll kill you. Just kidding, but great advice, nonetheless.
Now that's traffic.... Indeed, rush hour in Ninja Town...