He is throwing VLC players at the police. This thing is getting out of hand.
Remember when taking naps on the road to properly mark your territory with traffic cones.
Watch out for people riding ducks around these parts.
Crossroad's drunk again.
Those annoying construction workers are always working when I need to go somewhere.
Hold it right there! You are jaywalking. You should have turned around where the markings stopped.
When the traffic lights have melted you'll know it's too hot to be in a car.
The perks of living in Australia: you don't see under construction signs, you see wild animals running loose.
Pass me using the right lane and I'll kill you. Just kidding, but great advice, nonetheless.
Now that's traffic.... Indeed, rush hour in Ninja Town...