Rock on, but please also stop crossing the road while you do it.
Respect the tanks
Next time be sure not to cut me off.
Stop means stop
Just in case you don't know what stop means: it means to stop your car!
Thank you for driving carefully
Thanks for being careful. Oh, you weren't, were you?
So what would be the appropriate thing to do when you have both those lights on?
In the name of love I command you to stop this car.
We seriously mean it. Slow down now!
My canoe is great
I can get anywhere faster this way. The flood is great.
There, it's safe
Nobody can reach my bike so nobody can steal it.
I am slow
I'm just here to piss you off on your way to work.