Somehow I don't thing you have thought this through.

Photo bombing at its finest.

Who says he can't have his very own Christmas tree up there?

Don't ever leave your bike chained to a tree for more than 30 years.

I've always been a tree lover. A dead tree lover that is.

The bird was taken care of. Now this will be called the frog house.

If you don't have money to buy yourself a normal Christmass tree, just use your ladder and some lights.