More like a hipster tree to me. Why follow the normal straight path that provides the most comfortable position when you can just grow sideways?

Man, you got to go to the bathroom to see the log I just took. It is AMAZING!

Some people like things as efficient as possible. So why not hang a couple of branches on the ceiling with some duct tape and put some lights on? No space wasted, time to setup only 15 minutes.

Just make sure you don't include our legs in this picture, okay? I must appear to be taller for my Facebook friends.

I got the tallest Christmas tree on my street. And I got it already setup and powered.

And this is the reason you don't eat nuts or other seeds in front of the entrance.

If you ever decide to leave your life because of a quote you've read on a wall then here's a tree for you.

Trees are so useless. If only they had WiFi so I could check my Facebook.

That tree managed to grow like this just so that one day it could save a car.

That bench sure has seen some history.