Use this built-in printscreen function. Requires additional copy machine sold separately.

This is the result of a proper slap on the back.

So where do you want to go? Nowhere? That's just great.

Don't ever fall asleep in a tattoo parlor.

The carnivore plants after eating Mario and Luigi have a little chat.

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These items probably contain alcohol.

Don't ever return this lost cat. I'll even pay you to keep it.

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