You are selling the car because you only got laid 2 times in it in the past 5 years.

Take a seat and think about the consequences of drunk driving.

Now you can lean back and enjoy your moment in a comfortable chair.

As long as they're free why not take a couple?

At least they wrote what SLUT stands for: South Lake Union Trolley.

Beware of farting horses. You wouldn't want to smell that!

Wear this tshirt and then complain because every guy is hitting on you.

With Windows installed quite everything gets ruined.

I don't really care what you look like, but the boat has to be shining.

At least he didn't take the dog in with him.