When you are out of matches and have plenty of sunlight just use this free cigar lighter.
A quick solution for all the weird documents.
All you will ever need to make a card from now on is a piece of paper and this stamp.
We have free admission to our ass rubbing activities.
One of the greatest paint jobs of all time on this bus.
No wonder nobody would want to live on this street.
A fire truck on fire is true irony.
After countless reports of people peeing in the sinks, they posted this sign on the mirrors.