I wonder how much time you spend to lock and unlock this bike. And do you have a different key for each lock?

At least she is sincere about her true feelings towards you... and your money.

By the time you realize that you are indeed smiling it will be too late.

Doesn't matter what the protest is all about, the free beer is all that counts.

Bob has some high goals in his life. One of them is to marry a rich woman.

Come and get it while it's hot. Hurry up!

I'm not begging for money, I'm begging for some friends.

What a great name for a perfume.

What's more disturbing than the fact itself is that they already have a printed sign ready for such accidents.

Please just purchase these skateboards and hang them on the wall. Under any circumstance, do not try to skate!