When someone you don't know likes your comment... Oh epic win, epic win. AND I LOVE YOU, RANDOM STRANGER!

Taaaa-daaaaaahhhhh! Someone pooped in the hallway. SUURRRRPRRRRRISEEE!

This crocodile is a great singer. Great, great singer. Also, he's walking on suuuuunshiiiine, woaaaaah!

Oh look, Fred Flinstone was here. You can see his footsteps. Nice car, too.

I am really looking forward to getting back to my bed. Oh yes.

Don't give me that look, human. Listen up, it's called furniture, that's why it has fur on it. My fur.

Huge difference. Isn't it just a shame? The difference between your profile photo and a tagged photo.

Do not fall for this... Shopping is a trap, it ain't quick. Never quick.

Poor bird, so alone... Forever alone. Forever alone bird.

They said... It will be fun they said. Not really... But not all men are like this.