Look at me, I've bought myself a new hat! Does it fit me? I really like it!

This is one of the smartest jokes I've known for quite a while. iPaid! Serious stuff...ugh.

Totally agree with it! Your Facebook status can wait, seriously, pay attention to other things!

As we can see right over here. Manicure at its finest! The dog seems really happy with the manicure too.

Yeah, what bride in this World wouldn't dream of ... mmmyeah. Nice work groom!

Do you like my hat? Ooohhh... so you don't like my shoes! WHY? You know what? I really don't care!

I've been looking for you the whole day, wake up, get up and come home immediately!

Are they still there? Come on doc', stop making fun of me and tell me if my teeth are still there and healthy.

Happy birthday and congratulations to the groom and bride. But seriously... McDonalds? Hahah, at least they're original!

So.. anyone interrested? We can upgrade your iPhone really easy.