Looks like we found the perfect woman to sweep all the neighborhood today.
Too fat to wear the wedding dress? Then get running and lose some weight. No excuses.
The party was too much for her. I do hope she wasn't the first one to pass out.
Hey, just what's going on back there?
It seems like the bride kinda had a little problem, she slipped or something.
If you didn't knew how the redneck groom and the bride look like... well, there you go.
Honey, are you okay?! Hang on there, I'll come right after you, wait for me honey, you'll be alright!
She wanted to drive... Oh she's so smart, yeah, bla bla bla, she thinks she knows everything about cars like she's Schaumacher.
Yeah, what bride in this World wouldn't dream of ... mmmyeah. Nice work groom!
My life is officially over as of now. It's the best time to cry.