I keep this gun in my panties for protection. And it doesn't provide any discomfort whatsoever.

So you know what kind of girl I really am.

Nobody will find me here. It's the perfect spot.

Whenever you overclock your machine you always have to be prepared to keep it cool.

God a bald head? Only have a few hairs left? Use this specially designed comb.

It won't stay up and I need both my hands for myself.

Whenever I show my teeth I end up looking like a horse.

So what would be the appropriate thing to do when you have both those lights on?

I can't play games and have a girlfriend at the same time.

Everybody just keep calm. I know CPR! I got this.