Someone is probably going to get fired after this stunt.

Take part in the Christmas spirit by taking a dump on poor Santa.

What, didn't you know that Apple just released a special new product manufactured only in China?

Like to drink it all at once or just taste it with a straw. Do both with these glasses!

No problem. Adjust the house to fit the Christmas tree, not the other way around.

My new stand keeps me warm and is very fluffy.

You are so great. And sexy. And it's your birthday.

I need to check my Facebook account right now.

Why do we need to cut pine trees for Christmas? Using this plant saves the forests.

We need to have the biggest Christmas Tree in the neighborhood. Who cares if it doesn't fit inside the house?