Get a boyfriend to take out the trash, drive you around town, pay for everything and now even help you out with your makeup.

They blocked my wheel so I just left it there.

In order to keep trespassers out you must keep the gate closed at all times.

I can't wait to actually see someone using the tie for a belt.

Just stand there and hold the fence holding the cow in the pickup truck.

This is the correct evolution of alcohol in your body.

We don't have enough space in our building so you will have to manage with this. Note that all of us will be visiting you from time to time to check up on your work.

Make sure you put all those advertisements in the correct spam box.

Ever achieved the hospitality combo in Mortal Kombat?

I've invited some friends over and things got a little out of hand. You don't mind cleaning this up after us, do you?