Female friends
Girlfriends always imagine this. If only they would be right.
Where is everybody?
I came here wanting to do my part and there is simply nobody here protesting.
Romantic letter
An engineer's love is so pure, so precise, so perfect.
No need for a fire escape
What was this ladder for, anyway? Surely nobody will miss it so why bother moving it?
Sarah Jessica Parker's skeleton
There is a clear difference between white and black skeletons. And especially Sarah Jessica Parker.
Convertible van
Even the original car seat is missing. Who needs seat belts?
Don't purchase this book
Just your friendly "don't read this book advice" you can find in our library.
Dear exterminators
Roaches started watching the Wire. They absolutely need to know what happens with Omar before they die.
Soup for sluts
Don't be upset when people call you a slut after seeing you eat this.
Are those for me
At a young age men are tought about the finest things in life.