This is the last time she will ever drink at a party.

Wake up Rupert! Time to get going.

You are allowed to use the sink because it is operational. What a happy day!

I made you a cake that sucks. It goes well with you.

Guess what time it is. We have to get going right now.

Limited edition iPhone waterproof case. Only $99 and this baby will even protect your iPhone while riding the bike.

I'm fapping all day long in Virginia.

And there is your room. Good luck getting in.

Hey, are you checking out my gun again?

Wondering just how did the kid manage to grow up with such a name.