I told them to make my hair look tasty. This is what I got.

I only have 2 beautiful kids, get lost you ugly kid!

I really hate your smart ass remarks that make me look like an idiot.

Some girls are natural, others need alcohol.

I have no idea what time is it, but it's 4:46 pm by the way.

You know about the classic and tasty chocolate fountains, but have you tried the new ketchup fountain at McDonald's?

Guess the slippers are more solid and heavy then the steel fence.

Either this ATM is designed for children, or the bank's architect has got to be fired.

Cardboard and duct tape fix everything.

Driving a Ferrari or a Hummer? Can't complain now that you didn't see the stop sign.