Don't ask and get me out of here!

All you have to do is remember to leave the beards on the tattoos when shaving your head.

Somebody tell that elephant he is breaking the zoo rules.

I'll need to check to see if you are not concealing anything dangerous, ma'am.

When was the last time you cleaned your computer?

There were no white lions around, so a zebra will have to do.

Good thing he's not speaking English.

So where am I supposed to go, I guess the right one seems the best.

At least you can have a beautiful view over the water from there.

For the pervert within you: an adapter for any kind of beverage.