I'm very much fond of a cute girl that looks just like you.

Be very afraid of heavy females. They can crush you.

Hey sweetheart, I've made you a pumpkin pie It's on your bed.

Just imagine finding this in the middle of the night while going to the bathroom.

Just call me whenever you need a job well done and when a husband isn't good enough.

Think of what this hot sauce will do to you later in the day before eating it.

This is exactly how the weather will look like in the next 5 days.

Pick up a free compliment for someone you care about.

Quick! Come get those condoms while you are still hot.

This happends every single time.