Who needs those fancy and expensive life vests? I can make my own.

Come closer and check out our cold beers!

True champions start the morning with a quick sip out of this.

This always happens when I try to say "I'm sorry".

If I'm not loosing any pounds better get some thinner clothing.

See this? That's how my girlfriend rolls.

I've just ended my marriage and I want the whole world to know.

If you are looking for privacy this is certainly not the best place to go.

The difference between the alarm going off during the day and early in the morning.

Anybody else feel that dinosaurs are smart asses lately?