Ever heard of king Tut's faithful servant, king Mutt?

Stand still honey, I can't properly focus with you moving around.

OK, now give me a big smile for the camera.

So, do you understand human?

You want to be sexy like me? Get pregnant!

Around here we make our own stop signs.

We did not cook your dog. It was the hurricane who took it.

Should we read it once more before printing it? I have the feeling we may have forgotten something.

The police officer's wife is too clean.

One burger, 2 packs of french fries and 4 drinks make an awesome car.