Just staple it back together. Next time you crash your face won't end up on a comfortable airbag but on some nice and hard staples.

Just pull this end, then the other end, then start over. Remember to also drive in the meantime.

The bike probably weighs a ton and there was no way someone might lift it up.

A great way to raise awareness about people who stutter.

It seems that Taylor Lautner can't have enough sunglasses on him.

I just love my mp3 player. Who needs an iPod anyway?

Nobody has a 6pack like I do.

Just use this switch to call for service. What? No switch? Then don't call!

The saddest place to sit in the restaurant.

Yeah, yeah. Sure you did.