Dear NASA
Your mom thought I was big enough.
Health and Mana
There is at least one hardcore gamer on the floor.
Batman chest hair
It probably seemed like a good idea at the beginning.
Wild animal fine
So who pays for wild animals anyway?
Take a smile
For one happy day please take a smile with you.
This high
Only high people may ride here.
Hard life
Life. It gets hard. For no reason.
Split screen
Game privacy just got to the next level.
Dirty dog
So, are you going to wash me or what?
Just one more minute
I'm not finished with you yet.