I got a beard and sunglasses. I can't get more mature than this.

May the powers of heaven bless this peacefull killing machine and may the fires of hell burn down our enemies.

You will never guess where I got this statue from.

I'm just here to piss you off on your way to work.

Finally I can have a conversation using a vintage phone.

Now that I know you, I can hate you too.

It's always great to have a broom with you for any type of emergency.

Surely no more house centipedes will ever come here again.

I finally managed to make my own. It looks awesome.

Do not want to know what happens when it rains.