Amazing bass speakers
We are thrilled to live with such an awesome neighbor like yourself.
iPad will protect me
Don't need no GPS. I got Jesus to guide me.
Finger zombie
That middle finger always gets you in trouble.
Now I can zoom in
This is the new go-it-yourself lens kit.
Pizza by email
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Bottle of rocks
Shake the bottle of rocks until our doorbell is fixed.
Hipster Jesus
Hipster Jesus loves everybody.
Shoplifters will be killed and eaten
A great way to discourage anyone with bad intentions.
Removing the air conditioner
It's probably not a good idea to take down that device while sitting on it.
Better clean my keyboard
Someone please buy this gy an ashtray.