There are a lot of crazy women here during that period so you better stay out.

Do not mess with Chick Norris.

Math sure gets interesting when sex is involved.

His car has an attitude problem. And balls!

Everything should behave like an iPhone these days.

When you lose your old tank just improvise instead of buying a new one.

Is it so hard to get up in the morning and find matching shoes?

Live and die for the resolution.

Meat balls without meat means... just balls?

It's a plate full of hot tequila. Spoon included.