Next Halloween you know what your buying your girlfriend.

Those students are getting smarter and smarter each day.

Honey, take off your shirt and go get me a drink please.

This way you have a small supply of wine in your glass for the entire evening.

All that is missing is the laser sight.

Yup, one could agree that, in fact, that is not a good sign at all.

Every graph has a sexy interpretation.

Just make sure you have the key when there's an emergency.

The perfect gay test. 100% guaranteed.

Please fill her up. But only with premium Diesel.