All that is missing now is a bowl of water next to it.

Just imagine how dirty is that door handle.

Please take nothing but pictures and leave nothing but footprints.

A little help here please. I can't get my head out of this anchor.

On second thought, this might not be such a good idea after all. Do you want men to concentrate on peeing or to enjoy the scenery and piss all over?

Welcome, bend over, spread your legs and we will begin.

Every 20 minutes a child is diagnosed with a mustache. Your kid could be next!

I wonder how will she react when she scrolls down and the paste remains in the same position.

As we are eating you within the hour, you might as well write your will now.

The bottle will vomit from time to time.