Well, you know, that's the same thing my doctor told me and also that's the same thing I did as this lady. It sure worked out for me!

They told you, don't get drunk. You didn't listen. Well... There you go pal!

Now that's what I call a belly dancer, just imagine! HAHAHAHAH, I know, you can't unimagine that. HAHAH!

I started drinking alcohol at that party.... And then, suddenly, you should try dancing! It doesn't matter you don't know. It'll be fun, the liquor said...

This dog really wanted to drink a beer... He eventually went for it. Go for it dog, enjoy!

Now that's a great story pal, great story. I'd stop drinking if I were you, but who am I to judge?

Well.. It's true, alcohol doesn't solve any of your problems... But neither milk!

I know there are a lot of connections between health, beauty and alcohol. And I am really sure of one thing, after one bottle of those, any girl becomes beautiful.

Ironman fell in love with Smirnoff. Well, that's too bad haha, hmm.. I wish you good luck, Ironman!

Tequila - helping women lower their standards for years... Oh Tequila, you're great!